I HOPE — Parody Tee Description (Kwan-tized)
A remix of the familiar IHOP logo, I HOPE flips the script from pancakes to prophecy. The bold blue lettering anchors the front, with the iconic red smile reimagined as a spiritual curve—an arc of invitation, not just appetite. Positioned over the right pex, it signals a heart-facing hope: not just for breakfast, but for breakthrough.
On the back, the message unfolds like a gentle altar call:
“I hope you come to church.”
Beneath it, the verse from 2 Peter 3:9 (NLT) pulses with divine patience:


“The Lord isn’t really being slow about his promise... He does not want anyone to be destroyed, but wants everyone to repent.”


This tee isn’t just apparel—it’s intercession in cotton. A wearable prayer. A soft-spoken sermon. A signal to those still circling the sanctuary.

Product features
- Without side seams for a sleek look and reduced fabric waste.
- Ribbed collar maintains shape while ensuring flexibility.
- Shoulder tape adds durability and prevents stretching.
- Soft and durable fabric perfect for vivid prints.
- Ethically sourced cotton ensures quality and sustainability.

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors