Yahweh Label Tee — “King of Kings” Edition
The Sovereign Spoof Capsule
You walked in sober.
Just looking for a quiet pew, maybe a hymn or two.
But the Spirit had other plans.
The choir hit a note that cracked open your chest.
The preacher poured out a vintage older than time.
You took a sip. Then another.
Next thing you know, you're stumbling out the double doors,
grinning like you just met eternity in the back room.
Your tongue’s loose with prophecy.
Your heart’s sloshing with joy.
You’re not tipsy—you’re glory-logged.
And this tee? It’s the label on the bottle.
👕 Design notes:

Red banner: The pour
Gold cursive: The name above all names
Crown: Royal distillery of heaven
Blue lettering: Bold declaration of what’s been served

🕊️ For those who’ve been filled to overflow.
For those who stagger not from drink, but from divine encounter.
Wear it like you’ve been served.
Wear it like you’re still sipping.

Product features
- Shoulder tape for added durability and stability.
- Seamless design reduces fabric waste and enhances aesthetics.
- Ribbed collar retains shape for long-lasting wear.
- Made from specially spun fibers for a smooth, strong fabric.
- Ethically sourced cotton and dual printing techniques ensure vibrant designs.

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat